Eat Pray Love

Eat Pray and Love

3 words that can make a man happy. But only if the words were turned around a little.

Pray, Love and Eat....

I prayed for a lovely wife, i found one and she loves me and i love her cuz her cooking is
amazingly delicious. I prayed, loved and ate. That only lasts for a couple of months...maybe
a year or two...until the kids come. And the kids are so wonderful.
for them its Eat, Play and Eat...that's all they do! For me its Eat, Shit and clean up (they eat the food, shit around the house and i have to clean it up!)

As they grow bigger, its Play, Pay and Pray... They play all day long and don't study much. I Pay for all the bills until i start praying .....to end all of this..

I work all my life now to make them happy (wife and kids) and all i do is Work, Work and Work.
Can't spend time with my wife...even though she spent all the money to keep herself slim and sexy.

Slowly the kids leave the house one by one and find it hard to live in the outside world..
Meantime, i am forced to retire and now i Laze, Walk (around the house) and Irritate (the hell out of
my wife)... the kids ask if they can come back...not because they love..but they can't afford the cost
of living out there... They meet someone and again they too Pray, Love and Eat....

Meantime, i am about leave this world... now i Medicate (to take care of the old age pains), Defacate (can't help it ..if i've got loose bowels at this age now), and Wait (for death to quickly come) ...


forget Pray, Love and Eat.... its Eat Pray and Love alright...

I want to eat as much as i want and whenever i want.. I pray i don't get married and have kids and i know i will Love my life if that happens...

Let's Eat Pray Love...
Sageseeker

Out..